"...So I made up my mind I was going to find someone who would love me unconditionally three hundred and sixty-five days a year. I was still in elementary school at that time - fifth or sixth grade - but I made up my mind once and for all ( Read more... )

It's eleven o'clock at night and all I feel like doing is moving furniture.

But see, I tried to do that, and instead ended up with a nice incision on one of my fingers.

Huzzah ?